Snow Day Haikus

The kids have been off school for two days now because of the dangerous wind chills.  My son has been sick with the stomach flu the entire time.  My mental survival mechanism has kicked in with some haikus.  Enjoy.  

Dance mat on the floor

Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots rule

No chores getting done

Kids toys on the floor

Backyardigans on TV

Doll clothes on the cat

Two kids - one is sick

Where's my antidepressant?

No one hears my screams

"Snow" day number two

The brilliance of Kahlua

In my breakfast bowl

Okay, I never said the haikus were going to be good . . .