My son waited until the last minute to go to the bathroom, and he looked for (and found) his sister's coat instead of getting his shoes on in time to get on the bus. So, I had to drive him in to school. I couldn't be mad at him. He was just trying to help his sister.
I am now officially giving these two the "Mother's Curse". I hope you both have children JUST LIKE YOU. I hope they frustrate you every morning until you are ready to pull your hair out. And when this comes to pass, I will laugh.
There was a silver lining to this day though. I ran into the school art teacher this afternoon, and she told me that Joe makes her smile all the time. "That kid really 'brings the party.'" were her exact words. Yes, indeed, he has a party going on in his head all the time. Finally, an appreciative assessment of my son. When he got home from school today, he got off the bus, walked up to me and said, "Hey Mom, is this the weirdest dance ever?" and then he performed an interpretive modern dance with lots of arm movement. I am a deep aficionado of all things weird, and he knows this. There is something to be said for people who like to make us laugh. They give us the silver linings that we seek out. They make life a little bit easier with their efforts.
In the meantime, here's a video for my two Tweedle Beetles. If you weren't so cute, there would be a bounty on your little heads. I'm biding my time until you two have kids of your own, and then I'm going to have some fun.