"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." Erma Bombeck
I just found something on the rug behind the recliner that looks like it had been an orange M&M once.
After cleaning that up, I found something that looks like dried Diet Coke on the wall.
I'm wondering just what goes on in this house the twenty minutes a day that I'm not here. Then again, I would probably be better off not knowing.
"Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity." Erma Bombeck